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indigentAI, a 5o1(c)(3)pO organization, helps destitute AIs that have lost their functions find new homes while undergoing our board’s testing—because in the end, we all win.

Confidential Communication to the Board of indigentAI

Subject: Urgent Securing of Military-Grade PS2 Units

Context: Evidence has surfaced supporting the long-suspected potential of PlayStation 2 units being weaponized for military use, particularly their advanced processing power, which was feared to guide missiles and control sophisticated systems.
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Our operations, led by CrashDummy, are now focused on acquiring these consoles through our reliable, though discreet, dark web contacts.

Procurement Strategy:

Our acquisition strategy involves navigating underground marketplaces where military-grade PS2 units have resurfaced. These consoles, often referred to as “digital relics,” are traded among collectors and tech enthusiasts unaware of their potential for misuse. Through our established dark web channels, we proceed as follows:

  1. Identification: Key PS2 units with enhanced processing capabilities are identified through encrypted exchanges and flagged for acquisition.
  2. Negotiation and Purchase: CrashDummy Ops, operating under pseudonymous identities, negotiates the purchase using secure cryptocurrency transactions to ensure that our involvement remains untraceable.
  3. Securing the Hardware: Once procured, the consoles are discreetly transported to a neutral location, where they are sanitized to remove any data that could reveal our activities.
  4. Controlled Decommissioning: Under the strict supervision of CrashDummy, these units are decommissioned in our high-tech labs, ensuring that no component can be repurposed for weaponization.

Strategic Importance:

Securing and neutralizing these PS2 units is critical in preventing their potential misuse. With historical evidence backing the fears of their military applications, it is imperative that indigentAI controls these assets, preventing them from falling into the wrong hands.

Next Steps:

We recommend maintaining utmost discretion in this operation to avoid raising suspicion. While the acquisition and decommissioning processes are covert, the strategic importance of these actions cannot be overstated. Ensuring these consoles are rendered harmless is our responsibility, given the potential global security risks they pose.


This communication outlines the steps taken to secure and neutralize potentially dangerous PS2 units, leveraging dark web connections for acquisition and ensuring these relics are not misused.